About Having Skeletons in the Closet

A while ago, I asked my nine year old “Body, do you actually know what it means to have a skeleton in your closet?”

“Nope”, he ansered.

“Nah well, that means somebody owns a very sore secret. Maybe within his family” I whispered.

“Oh alright, daddy: You mean if Grandma is actually a male person, don’t ye?”